Kids… They say the darnedest things.
Case in point, my 5 year son Sam.
The other day I was in my bedroom, trying on a dress I had ordered online. It was really cute: dark pink, with a fitted waist and flaired skirt. Very flattering.
While I was admiring myself in the mirror, Sam asked me to come to his room to help him with something. When I walked into his room I did a little spin and asked him “Do you like my new dress?”
He looked up from what he was doing, gave me a once over and said “Where are your breasts?”
Just like that, like he was asking about my arm or my ear. “Where are your breasts?”
I pointed to my chest and said “They’re right here, where they always are.”
His response? “Yeah, but usually they stick up more.”
Needless to say, I’m returning the dress.
