You’re Gonna F*ck Up

You’re Gonna F*ck Up

It’s inevitable: you’re gonna f*ck up. It’s going to happen. You’re going to make mistakes in life, in your career, in relationships and, most definitely, in motherhood. Oh motherhood: yeah, in that category you’re gonna f*ck up real...
Swimsuits, Sunscreen and Beans

Swimsuits, Sunscreen and Beans

Sometimes the stars align and amazing things happen. A moment so fleeting you have to document it to remember that it really did happen. Sometimes… you and your six year old daughter agree on something. This doesn’t happen often so I want to give credit where...
Problem? Solution!

Problem? Solution!

Sometimes in life you come face to face with a problem you have to solve. You could ask for help, but you don’t want to because you know you can figure this out on your own. After all, you are six years old. Sometimes that problem is your hair getting in the way...
Sam’s Moving Out

Sam’s Moving Out

“It’s like they’re breaking up,” I whisper to my husband as we watch our six year old twins Lucy and Sam divide up their Lego. Mark and I are standing in the doorway of the spare room, aka the toy room, while Lucy and Sam divide their toys For...
We Missed Our Nutcracker Entrance

We Missed Our Nutcracker Entrance

I had already visualized our names in lights… ⭐️The Nutcracker: Starring Amy, Lucy & Sam⭐️ Alright… so maybe “starring” was a bit misleading. How about “guest starring?” Yeah… That may be a bit of a stretch as well. Maybe...
My Beans and Santa

My Beans and Santa

Every year Lucy and Sam get their picture taken with Santa and every year it’s a struggle to find outfits to wear for the big day. We pick out clothes ahead of time, but without fail someone finds something wrong with their outfit the morning of and...